Testicle Nibbling Fish

A truly scary story–for the male population. Per the local Fox News affiliate, there is a fish called the Pacu which is a cousin of the piranha that loves to eat nuts using it’s intimidating nut-crunching teeth.

The problem for guys is that if you go skinny-dippin’ or have your boys dangling out your suit, this little fish may mistake your nuts for real nuts. Crunch.


I find it humorous on this screen capture that the ad that populates is for erectile dysfunction. Yeah, having your nuts bit off could cause some issues.

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