RETURN TO MAIN MENU GET IT ON WISHLISTS: BOND GIRLS Who hasn't fantasized about a Bond Girl. No, I cannot include them all here and besides, some of them would kill you during or after sex. I'm going to be selective. This list is for fun only, you don't have a chance in hell to compete with James Bond for any woman. HONEY RYDER as played by Ursula Andress You knew this would be on the list but let's face it, Ursula was hot coming out of the water like that in a bikini. She's also known to have taken her clothes off in other films. Very curvaceous woman and if you have ever seen interviews with her she is also very talkative--that may not be a good thing from a fantasy perspective. TATIANA ROMANOVA as played by Daniela Bianchi The manipulated woman, by Spectre and James Bond. If you can get her over her infatuation with Bond you might have a chance. Probably better to tell her she has to sleep with you and then you'll talk to Bond for her and patch things up between the two of them. If you see her in From Russia With Love be ready to hit pause when she walks naked to the bed and is only cloaked by a thin veil in front of the camera. Oh my god, Tatiana behave PUSSY GALORE played by Honor Blackman She was a lesbian until Bond made her into a real woman--oh, that's chauvinistic but then again Bond is fantasy and so is this list. If you're looking for a Lesbian who might go down on a man, then you want Pussy Galore. TIFFANY CASE as played by Jill St. John Tiffany was a bit of an airhead and a klutz in Diamonds Are Forever but she had a body to kill for. There may have not been the greatest climax in this last Connery entry as far as action sequences but there sure was in the bedroom and watching her bounce around in that teeny bikini could give you eyestrain. PLENTY O' TOOLE as played by Lana Wood Plenty is an understatement. One of the few times an exception should have been made and there should have been breast exposure. This girl fills out a sweater to where it starts to rip. SOLITAIRE as played by Jane Seymour These days you always think of Jane as such a proper lady. In Live and Let Die she came off as innocent but not that innocent. Oh Jane, you tease. KARA MILOVY as played by Maryam D'Abo When this film came out I had the biggest crush on Maryam D'Abo. She is a heartbreaker and not the typical Bond girl who easily jumped in the sack. However she did do a Playboy Spread so maybe she just likes a lot of exposure. PAM BOUVIER as played by Carey Lowell Carey Lowell is another Bond girl you crush on. Something about her that reminds you of the best girlfriend you ever had. Very soft to the touch and very determined. Attitude can be a turn on as long as it isn't in ghetto bitch mode and she is definitely high class. For some reason she reminds me a girl who might be in Star Trek, Next Generation. Probably has to do with the short hair. LUPE LAMORA as played by Talisa Soto Talisa Soto is one of the most stunning Bond girls of all time, and she wasn't even in a particularly good Bond film--Licence To Kill. That doesn't mean she can act as well as other Bond Girls, but every time she comes on screen you are mesmerized. Her features seem to be a combination of Latina and Asian (in reality she's Puerto Rican). Her looks are almost unreal. And underneath you feel there is a hardness to her, something is about to explode. If she shows a soft side you feel like she's about to use you--ahh to be used by Talisa. NATALYA SIMONOVA as played by Izabella Scorupco One of the best Bond girls in my opinion. Not only did Izabella come off as sexy, she came off as intelligent. Feminine and emotional but not a bimbo. A Russian beauty that would have slapped Tatiana in From Russia With Love for being so easily manipulated and yet she too has a thing for spies. CAROLINE as played by Serena Gordon This one may surprise those of you thinking it's all about long-legged exotic spy gals but Serena Gordon was really cute and quite tempting as the one having to evaluate Bond in the opening of Goldeneye. Sometimes the administration can stir the imagination more than the spy girls or damsels in distress. JINX as played by Halle Berry Bond goes for some chocolate, it isn't the first time, and who could resist Halle Berry? She is near perfect with that recreation of Ursula Andress' Ocean exit. And she doesn't waste any time getting into bed with Bond. Again, we need to demand nudity in Bond films. VESPER LYND as played by Eva Green The last lady on the list has the sultry look that will esnare you right away. Eva Green created a unique Bond Girl with the way she talked and her mannerisms. She's also very unique looking, not the usual beauty. It wasn't an exaggeration when she distracted Bond with her ass stuffed into a tight dress. RETURN TO MAIN MENU