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GET IT ON WISHLISTS: Sitcom Milfs
If you could sleep with any sexy TV mom, who would it be?

These Get It On Wish Lists are complete fantasy. But I know all of us have wondered at one time or another what it would be like to get it on with some of the characters listed below. It'll never happen but it's fun to fantasize.
NOTE: I did not include classic sitcom moms. I'll save that for a later time.

CLAUDIA FINNERTY from Grounded For Life
As played by Megyn Price.
This mom is stacked. There's even an episode where all the neighborhood women don't believe Claudia has real boobs and she flashes them to prove it. The kid from next door, nerdy Brad O' Keefe, is also trying to see her naked in several episodes too. Wouldn't you want to see those beauties bounce?
I always thought Grounded For Life was underrated. I started watching it in reruns and I thought it was great. Eddie is especially amusing and Brad is the nerdy friend you want to have on your side. Lily on the other hand you want to slap. But Claudia Finnerty has my vote for hottest sitcom mom.

BECKY KATSOPOLIS from Full House
As played by Lori Loughlin
Even after she had the "oh-so-cute" twins that you wanted to make cry just to see some unhappiness in the "everything is perfect" household, this sitcom mom retained her sexy, next-door-girl figure. She was also very sweet, so after you bang her you can cuddle.

CLAIR HUXTABLE from The Cosby Show
As played by Phylicia Rashad
After two white moms you have to sneak in some black chocolate. Clair Huxtable was smart, flirtatious and had a smile that could knock you off your feet. The best thing that could happen to you would be to get in trouble with this mom. I'm sure everything tightens up when she's angry. And you know she starts talking dirty in the bedroom, I mean nasty shit you wouldn't believe.

DEBRA BARONE from Everybody Loves Raymond
As played by Patricia Heaton
She's an emotional mess, but she has a tight little body. I mean just take a look at that cleavage. If you treat her like a princess and don't take her for granted I think you could get Debra into bed no matter who you are. Very high maintenance MILF though.

MAGGIE MALONE SEAVER from Growing Pains
As played by Joanna Kerns
Kirk Cameron may have turned into a stuck-up prude but that won't stop us from looking at his hot TV mom. Maggie was a career mom who managed to stay slim and fit, a blonde with a hot body that wouldn't quit. She seemed to be pretty tall, which means she had great legs.

JUDY MILLER from Still Standing
Jami Gertz was hot even before becoming a sitcom mom, but as soon as she appeared on Still Standing she redefined MILF sexiness. Smart alecky and a body to match the attitude, you may find yourself still standing while watching her. Has to be my second favorite pick for hot sitcom mom.

ANN ROMANO of One Day At A Time
As played by Bonnie Franklin.
There's nothing hotter than a feisty red head and this mom was single so you know you had a chance as long as you weren't a complete dumbass. She could satisfy you and then it's off to deal with one of her daughters' mini-crises--which hopefully wouldn't involve you since in the show they're jailbait.

MARSHA OWENS from Mr. Belvedere
As played by Ilene Graff
I had almost forgotten about the hot mom from Mr. Belvedere, a show that wasn't really funny but you watched anyways. She's a classic blonde with too many clothes on (which stirs the imagination).

KATE TANNER from ALF
As played by Anne Scheeden
You know ALF must have snuck a peak at Kate in the shower at least once out of curiosity. I'm picturing her now... What is more amazing than discovering a hairy alien living in your house is a hot mom married to an extremely nerdy and nervous dad. Did that guy have money? I don't think so. How did he get her?

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