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COMICS
GAMES
VIDEOS
IM ICONS
ARTICLES
MOVIE PARODIES
JOKES
SODA REVIEWS
LINK LISTINGS (see bottom of page)
WEBMASTERS
BABES
HUNKS

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Newly Posted Games
get home drunk game GET HOME
You're drunk, see if you'll make it.
It's disc golf DISC GOLF
Don't hit a ball, throw a frisbee
I don't know why I'm smiling? CASTLE CAT
Yes, he has a castle on his head
Love the afro FREESTYLE MUSIC GAME
Pick your toons to make tunes

The Number One Game on Swenson Funnies is...
skull with chainsaw SKULL KID
Destroy stuff with a chainsaw. That's all there is to it.

Fun stuff for April 2007
Fun Stuff for March 2007
Fun Stuff for February 2007
Fun Stuff for January 2007
Fun Stuff for December 2006
Fun Stuff for November 2006
Fun Stuff for October 2006
TOO CUTE VIDEO.com
A Swensonfunnies.com Partner Site,
Too Cute is all about cute. Photos, videos and submissions. sneaky pug
More Weekly Too Cute Listings...
SCOTT'S BABE PAGES
Scott is back to his lustful ways. Here' s his babe of the week. Plus Cartoons and vids.

Scott loves the babes
Hot! Hot! Hot!
Babes here...
I got me a nice pair
BABE SPILLAGE
HEATHER'S MUSCLES AND CHOCOLATE
The two things women like most!

Heather ogles the guys
Delicious
All Around
M 'n' C Listings
wink, wink, I'm too good to be true
mmm, ice cream

Ezine Toon Page here...


funny comic strip in print
First Cynic Comic Strip
collection now in print.
Buy it now for
below retail
COMICS More comics archived here...
female manga fan MANGA GIRLS
Who's taking over the comics aisle in the bookstore?
I'm going to be president KID POLITICS
Two kids, one of whom is already talking like a slimeball, er, I mean politician.
Clint is cool SCOTT AND CLINT EASTWOOD
What does Scott like about the man with no name.
More comics archived here...
Daily Cartoon Rotation Archived here...

Swenson Funnies Logo NEW! SWENSON FUNNIES BLOG
Interact with the cartoonist as he posts the weekly cartoon, office humor, exclusive cartoons, retro and new movie comments and random wtf.
WEEKLY CARTOON-ARCHIVES
Jeff Swenson's weekly cartoon is now being archived here on this site.

GAMES
New flash games will be added during the week. The archives are growing so check out 'em out for time-wasting fun.
Swenson Arcade Games is open for bizness SWENSON FUNNIES ARCADE --OPEN!
Full Game Listings here...
Also see: Games by Category
The Cynic's Jungle Java Arcade
All Java games from car racing to puzzles to nostalgic games.
Silly Bush Games and More PoliticalGames.net
One of my partner sites that features political games, comics and humor.
Also see:
Classic Arcade Clones
Cartoony Games

SEXY COMMERCIALS
crack exposure MOOSE LIGHT BEER
It'll put a smile on your face.
I'm a Wii and that's a playstation SEXY Wii COMMERCIAL
A commercial satirizing another commercial.
Kylie bares it all KYLIE MINOGUE FOR HM
A clothing line I guess, but who wants to see clothes on Kylie?
Hi, I'm Kylie's perfect ass KYLIE MINOGUE LINGERIE
And this one got banned. Easy to see why.
Sexy Commercials List...

VIDEOS More videos archived here...
sex trek STAR TREK SEX COMPILATION
This is a huge turn on for Trekkies, Nerds, Geeks and even you oh so cool people.
Time to start a fight SPORTS BLOOPERS MONTAGE
Bodies are bouncing, bruises are forming
Oh my god, bad ladder SHOPPING NETWORK LADDER BLOOPER
Live 24 hours, no way to escape selling a bad product.
More videos archived here...

CLASSIC COMEDY VIDEOS
It's not me, Benny JACK BENNY WITH GROUCHO MARX
He's in disguise to win some money on You Bet Your Life.
I can't take it anymore MEL BLANC COMMITS SUICIDE
Jack Benny torments Blanc until the inevitable.
More Classic Comedy routines...

Also visit TOO CUTE VIDEO, a swensonfunnies partner site for more videos plus games. So sweet it'll make you sick.

ARTICLES AND REVIEWS Articles here...
IRON MAN VERSUS THE NEW HULK
Why one movie worked to capture the public's attention and the other is ho-hum.

SCREENSHOTZ screenshot parodies listed here...
MORE HOT NUN OF NACHO LIBRE
Cornball comedy that warms the heart. This is the trailer for what I can confidently say is their best movie.

PHOTO FUNNIES more photo funnies listed here...
I'm a gold digger SINGLES DATING PHOTO FUNNY
They screen for everything

THE WRITTEN ABSURD More Written Absurd...
lick, lick YOU SO FINE
and Finer Than get you laid lines for the babes

AIM ICONS
Full IM Icons listings here...
I'm gonna cry GHOST WHISPERER ICONS
Okay, I'm bad for doing this but take a look...
INDIANA JONES IM ICONS
Ride with Indy across the internet as you chat

LISTS
Mila Kunis Icon GET IT ON WISHLISTS -- FORMER JAILBAIT
It's a moral conundrum. You may have fantasized about these sitcom babes before their time. Of course you may have been underage too.
hot sitcom moms GET IT ON WISHLISTS -- SITCOM MOMS
If you could sleep with any sitcom mom, who would it be? Here's a possible list of TV MILFS.
ariel GET IT ON WISHLISTS -- TV TOON BABES
If you could sleep with any TV cartoon character, who would it be?

FLASH ANIMATION
ANIMATOR VERSUS ANIMATION
Creator fights his creation in an all out struggle for independence.

FAN BOY TRAILERS Full list of trailers...
MacReady versus The Thing THE THING ORIGINAL MOVIE TRAILER
Plus some of my comments on the best John Carpenter and eighties horror film ever.
All this talking is giving me a headache IRON MAN ACTION FIGURE PARODY
Arguments arise between Batman and Ironman and their respective franchises.
Huh? I'm in Cairo ORIGINAL RAIDERS TEASER
The best of the three and I'm betting the best of the four when the Crystal Skull premieres.

SODA WARS
reviews of crazy new drinks and old favorites
More Soda reviews here...
Kaboom tropical KABOOM TROPICOOL ORGANIC ENERGY
Organic may be more energy hype, but it tastes good.
More Soda reviews here...

JEFF SWENSON'S PORTFOLIO More portfolio pieces archived here...
bible thumper HEART OF THE BEHOLDER MOVIE POSTER PROMO
An animated flash promo to promote the independent film by director Ken Tipton and producer Darlene Lieblich.
exploding baby EXPLODING NEW YEAR'S BABIES
Another piece of animation developed for a screensaver. It's like watching fireworks but with babies.
ALIEN TRAFFIC ANIMATION
Again, developed for a screensaver but with a lot of animated gags and road rage in space.


WEBMASTERS
LEARN HOW TO LOAD FUNNIES INTO YOUR SITE
Free Funnies feeds like Frenetic Wanderings Panel Cartoons and The Cynic comic strip. Once in your layout they rotate daily/weekly depending on feature.
  Daily Best of rotation archives for bloggers, myspace users and general readers.
I've been rescued HUGE DOMAINS HELPS RESCUE GADGETSHARK.com
Kudos to this company for realizing they were sold a stolen domain.
Get screwed by Micfo Hosting MICFO WEB HOSTING NIGHTMARE
The worst hosting experience ever. And I still haven't gotten a refund.

CLIPART SILLINESS
UGLY BABY CLIPART
It has a reputation on the net. See the originals and a couple of new ones. Free to use.
GUINEA PIG CLIPART
Featuring Doyle, that feisty character from The Cynic Comic Strip.
LINKS
  CARTOONIST LINKS
FLASH CARTOONIST LINKS
COMIC BOOK ARTIST LINKS
HUMOR SITE LINKS
LINK EXCHANGE

All artwork by Jeff Swenson is copyrighted 2000-2006. All 3rd party artwork and images were used by permission, obtained through third party vendors or used for the purposes of review. Photo manipulation has been created for the purposes of satire and does not represent the original images put out for the purposes of promotion.

THE CYNIC comic strip features:
Doyle From The Cynic
Kevin from The Cynic
Sonja from The Cynic
Scott from The Cynic
Heather from The Cynic

 

 

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WHAT'S NEW ARCHIVES
June 22, 2008 -- Iron Man Movie vs New Hulk Movie
June 18, 2008 -- The Thing Trailer with comments
June 16, 2008 -- MILF Alert
June 15, 2008 -- Scott's Wet T-Shirt Scam
June 8, 2008 -- New The Cynic comic strip, how to fake a Celebrity Nude
June 7, 2008 -- Sexy Star Trek compilation video
June 6, 2008 -- Itunes photo funny
June 4, 2008 -- Painful Bloopers List
June 4, 2008 -- Categorized Video list added
June 3, 2008 -- Shopping Network Blooper
June 2, 2008 -- Treadmill funny cartoon
May 26, 2008 -- Gross Games Category
May 25, 2008 -- Ghost Whisperer Parody Icons
May 20, 2008 -- More Hot Nun of Nacho Libre
May 16, 2008 -- IM icons listings for all icons on Swenson Funnies
May 15, 2008 -- Get it on with former Jailbait
May 15, 2008 -- Three Stooges Icons
May 13, 2008 -- Sexy Nerd
May 12, 2008 -- Guest Comic, Slither and Friends
May 09, 2008 -- Painful Bloopers
May 09, 2008 -- House of Ghoul
May 08, 2008 -- Golf Forest Challenge
May 02, 2008, Photo Funny, Life Insurance Ad
April 29, 2008 -- Castlevania flash version, one of my favorites growing up.
April 25, 2008 -- Summer Funnies Escape
April 25, 2008 -- Frisbee Dog, very cute game until, well, it's kind of shocking for dog lovers.
April 21, 2008 -- Whoo hoo, a second page of babe listings. Got some spillover going, too much flesh.
April 21, 2008 -- Bomb a balloon. Chuck water balloons at strangers.
April 20 , 2008 -- Added a Game Category page so I can organize holiday specials and unique categories like Classic Clones and Cartoony Games.


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