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SODA WARS
Energy Drink Reviews by Cartoonist Jeff Swenson

I have taken it upon myself to enter the soda wars. I will try each flavored drink entered into the ring and review them based on packaging, taste, aftertaste and sustained effects on the body. It may not be pretty but war is Hell.

KABOOM TROPICOOL ORGANIC ENERGY Organic may be more energy hype, but it tastes good.

SCOTT DOWNS AN ENERGY DRINK BEFORE JOGGING Is this really the best thing to do before exerting yourself?

JOLT SODA IN A NEW CAN It's back from my childhood, ready to fight it out with all the pretenders to the caffeine throne.

JONES SODA BERRY LEMONADE Now it comes in cans. Is this really lemonade?

VIDEO GAME COCA COLA COMMERCIAL It reminds you of a popular video game that offends parents.

	COCAINE ENERGY DRINK Taste it, it's a WTF moment.
	FULL THROTTLE BLUE DEMON It tastes like "Blue." That may not be a good thing.
	ROCKSTAR JUICED GUAVA ENERGY Another juice-flavored drink from RS that gives you what you want in juiced energy.
	WIRED X 294 CAFFEINE Great taste in an odd orange can, but is the taste a clone of another drink?

	FUZE MEGA ENERGY Nice can, nice taste, where the hell is their website?
	CAUTION EXTREME ENERGY SHOT Confusing name but great taste, an Arizona Tea with carbonation.
	NOS ENERGY DRINK It's Nitrous Oxide Energy for your body.
	SOBE ADRENALINE RUSH A juiced energy drink with promises of babes.

	AMP ENERGY Reformulated Mountain Dew, the energy drink that looks like pee.
	WIRED X 3000 TAURINE Double the taurine, double the impact. A solid competitor.
	WIRED X BERRY RUSH Wired X was in a rush to get this drink on the market. Kind of pointless.
	SUGARFREE ROCKSTAR ENERGY DRINK You don't miss the sugar much, and the Rock Image is there.

	MONSTER ENERGY KHAOS They misspelled chaos but they got the taste right.
	RICOCHET ENERGY DRINK An energy drink with alcohol? WTF?
	HYPE ENERGY DRINK Can Hype live up to its name?
	COOLAH ENERGY DRINK Not heavily promoted but better than the average energy drink

	PEPSI JAZZ It's got a tune but you may forget it in the coming months.
	MONSTER ENERGY The reigning champ of all energy drinks as far as I 'm concerned.
	NO FEAR GOLD I may have no fear but I also may have no interest.
	TAB ENERGY It's for women and tastes like a moisturizing cream with aloe.

	FULL THROTTLE FURY SUGAR FREE It's for bikers on a diet.
	SOBE SUPERMAN PROMO ENERGY DRINK A really lame promo, from the drink to the lack of a website.
	DIET DR. PEPPER BERRIES AND CREAM Nostalgia is lost on the young.
	BOOKOO ENERGY SHOTS Small shots, good taste, but what's with the Mao revolution nonsense?
	COCA-COLA BLAK, coke and coffee fusion How do you like your coca-cola? Here's a review of the new soda drink that has an aftertaste.

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