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BUSH ADDRESSES ECONOMY, HEADLINE TELLS ALL

Thursday, September 25th, 2008

How this made it on to MSN, I don’t know.  

WHAT WOULD JAMES BOND DO?

Wednesday, September 24th, 2008

I know the whole fad with WWJD bracelets and commercial products has faded, and there have been a number of parodies but last night I was watching Daniel Craig (the best Bond since Sean Connery) in Casino Royale (which I have to return to Hollywood Video for an exchange because it started skipping and sticking […]

DIRTY HARRY, ACCOUNTS PAYABLE

Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008

OFFICE EMAIL 1: I’d like to thank everyone for welcoming me into YSP Mortgage Funding. Normally I don’t receive that kind of reaction, especially after my remark about all personnel being for a**holes. My doctor said I had to retire from the force, possible chance of a heart attack if I didn’t, damn it all. […]

SWEET TALKIN’ THE ADMIN AT WORK

Monday, September 22nd, 2008

I think it’s safe to say it’s not my imagination that there are more women in administration jobs than men. I also think it’s safe to say that sales people and bosses can be very condescending to admin, as if we should be thankful to make coffee  or run an errand so a deal won’t fall […]

SEXPRESSO COFFEE STAND NAMES

Sunday, September 21st, 2008

The new trend in Seattle, and I’m sure it will pop up elsewhere if it hasn’t already, is Baristas baring their boobs. Not necessarily full frontal nudity, though I’m sure that’s coming, but packed cleavage twenty-somethings wearing bikinis or lingerie. And they sell you your morning coffee. My wife calls them sluts, I’m not that […]

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